The Silvio and Prince Boateng Show – “Go Pussy”
Did you here the one about the AC Milan player who’s salacatious appetite for sex resulted in him being sidelined for four weeks with a thigh strain?According to an interview in Vanity Fair Kevin Prince Boateng’s current girlfriend Melissa Satta admitted: “The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.
“I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.”
As one old timer used to say “Football’s a funny old game.” However, I’m not so sure that the AC Milan Head coach, Massimiliano Allegri will find this latest episode so amusing, especially with the Milan derby looming.
But, no doubt Prince Boateng will have endeared himself to the clubs owner, Silvio Berlusconi. The former Italian President also shares a healthy desire for the opposite sex, even suggesting that his political party be renamed “Go Pussy”
It’s always good to hear of a light-hearted story amidst the back drop of scandals surrounding corruption and racism within football. One person who always raised a smile was the late great Brian Clough. What would he have thought of the modern footballer?
His wonderful brand of sarcasm and humor is sorely missed in the game today, It would have great to see his not so diplomatic attempts at diffusing the ticking time bombs that now frequent the Premier League such as Mario Balotelli, Wayne Rooney, John Terry, Joey Barton and of course Carlos Tevez.
The former Nottingham Forest and Derby County’s manager would have been a match for any the petulant prima donnas. As we reminisce at some of the cutting quotes that made Brian Clough’s post match press conferences legendary, we can only wait in the vain hope that this element of football culture makes a welcome return.
Famous quotes by Brian Clough
“At last England have appointed a manager who speaks English better than the players” – On the appointment of Sven-Goran Eriksson.
“They say Rome wasn’t built in a day, but I wasn’t on that particular job.”
“Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair.”
“When I go, God’s going to have to give up his favourite chair.”
If I had an argument with a player we would sit down for twenty minutes, talk about it and then decide I was right”
“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one”
“If God had wanted us to play football in the clouds, he’d have put grass up there”
By Eoin Mundow
